tastefullyoffensive:

[scotthilburn]

tastefullyoffensive:

[scotthilburn]

fiercezucchini:

those feelings when you want a relationship

but you don’t

but you do

but you don’t

menthuthuyoupi:

you’re telling me a chicken fried this rice?

“Spend your free time the way you like, not the way you think you’re supposed to.”

– Susan Cain, Quiet: The Power of Introverts in a World That Can’t Stop Talking (via botanism)

“Just when you think it can’t get any worse, it can. And just when you think it can’t get any better, it can.”

– (via emily-darlington)

tastefullyoffensive:

Video: Super Mean Mario

tastefullyoffensive:

Video: Super Mean Mario

androidelf:

*takes the collar off my dog* ur nakey

rowanandphoenixfeather:

one of my roommates used to work with 5th graders in a creative writing class thing and they had to write a romance and most of the kids wrote stories about princesses and crap but this one little girl wrote about how a marshmallow fell in love with a mug of cocoa and he loved the cocoa so much that in order to be with her he melted and died like wow kid that’s some shakespearian shit right there